Cat's Fancies

drinkmasturbatecry:

oh look uncut and untagged teen wolf season 3 spoilers on my dash

fuck you very much

This.  FFS people this is why we have tumblr savior.  Not everyone likes spoilers.

Clearly I’m old.  And bitter.  Didn’t we have this war already?

yogapantsgirl:

[Image description: YPG is sitting with her arms around her knees. She looks unhappy. There are bills on the floor in front of her. Bad brain is there and says “Opening any of those will mean that you have to make a decision.”

The caption says “Why I delay paying bills even when I know I have the money to cover them.”]

Because having to make decisions is SCARY!.

THIS IS ME.

*whimpers* make it stop

Stiles buys the bed on a whim.

He isn’t trying to be mean, really.  The bed looks soft and warm and is nearly as big as his actual bed, only rounder and lacking things like a frame and the mattress box.  Only it is mean because even without those normal, mattress-y type things, it’s still better than what’s currently being used, plus what it literally is, the name written on the side and everything.  

And fine, so Stiles is kind of an asshole.  He can accept that.  He’s god damned surrounded by assholes so if he wants to buy a bed that is more like a pallet he’s going to do it, and put it by his window too.

Because why the hell not.

* * *

His Dad doesn’t notice.

Stiles tries not to feel relieved.  Or resigned.  Upset?  There are all these feelings and honestly, Stiles is pretty crap and dealing with them. 

Sometimes when he’s sitting at his desk, browsing on his laptop, he’ll glance over to the bed and when all those feelings start coming up, he’ll concentrate on how much of an asshole he is.

And how fucking funny it’s going to be.

* * *

It isn’t funny.

* * *

Ok, it is the first time.  When Derek climbs through his window like the creeper he’s decided he’s going to accept and embrace since it obviously isn’t going away.  He’s getting stealthier about it, no longer this sudden presence, tall and broad and so damned full of muscles that seriously, Michelangelo would have wept to use him as a model.

Instead Derek sticks to the shadows.  He actually creeps now, hands and knees sometimes, with his back low and his head down.  Stiles bites back every single joke he desperately wants to make because he’s already made the worst one possible.

Derek stares at it.

He’s in the shadows by Stiles’ bed- the real one, not the one he just bought and occasionally piles his clothes on because it’s easier to find stuff that way, stupid drawers- and Stiles honestly doesn’t notice him for probably a half hour.  Maybe more.  Derek is barely breathing, just sitting there, legs drawn up with his arms around his knees like some sort of classic heroine pose of angst and pain, staring.

His expression is fucking hilarious   Stiles doesn’t even startle when he notices Derek, just laughs and laughs.  Cruel and cutting as any scalpel, he laughs until Derek stops staring and glares instead.

There is absolutely a difference.  Stiles has been the recipient of both and he can study, okay, and research and learn.  It’s just really hard sometimes.

“Why.”

It isn’t a question.  Stiles continues laughing so hard he cries, stomach aching.  When he’s done catching his breath he looks over at Derek and manages a not-at-all-giggly shrug.  ”Because, dude.  It fits.”

On the side of the bed-pallet-thing it reads For A Good Puppy.

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idyllspace:

WTF why did no one tell me Sacred got linked/recced/whatever on afterelton.com in October? And when did they start doing that? Is afterelton now a fandom tool?

Afterelton does fanfic now?  That is… surprisingly logical.  And congrats!  I think.